the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context
the sims 4 announcements are bleak and depressing when NOT out of context
cheerful chenchen (❁ﾟ ▽ ﾟ❁)
i made the ace one all purple because it looked better than with the shades of grey, and the white in the flag really fucked up the logo
also these are all all quotes (the two ace parts are from different comments) from fckh8 here.
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
[pounds fist on table] MORE BOYS IN SKIRTS
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire
#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc
calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill