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thebluelip-blondie:

Anaconda video got me like

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uhm:

a great bag

thronethief:

*EXTERNALLY AND INTERNALLY SCREECHING*

fivegaited:

blahblahshaw:

sunshine-cafe:

x

NGL my next horses are only going to wear golden things.

Glæta wants this outfit, she told me.

hunterexams:

nigecha:

petition for ppl to find something other than “the albino” to refer to kaworu as in fics 

"shinji looked at the whitey mctighty, so pale he could be mistaken for a pair of underpants, and"

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

NICKI MINAJ BEATS BY DRE. “PRETTY IN PINK

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

palette-time:

3rd grade crushes

#6763cd #6692d2 #67cdd7 #8fe8d3 #baccd0 #e0b0da #e48fd3

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

xhoe:

these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts